What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is having white skin really that attractive?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

What are some interview experiences with JP Morgan India?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd